November 2011
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Listen
Listen
January 2011
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WatchBecause I don’t have a good way to record things, it gets suddenly a lot louder at about 57 seconds in, and then immediately following that section, gets quieter again. But I made it, and Julie called me a tease when I said I might not upload it, soooooo. Happy New Year, and if you reblog this I will shoot you.
October 2010
3 posts
drjohnwatsons asked: Alright, Tony.
What am I allergic to?
What am I allergic to?
goodlyrottenapple asked: my boy lives seven hours away from me. how do I cope?
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Thanks to Pepper and the therapist, I'll now be...
So who wants advice?
June 2010
13 posts
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Post test results saying I have the same...
GAIN A FOLLOWER.
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Listen
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Why on earth did I go up six followers yesterday, I have been nothing but reblogs and mopery. You people - you make no sense.
She sold her love to men they called her the...
(via brucefuckingwayne)
She was de SPrawkewing Diamondd.
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hwy are people's reactions to my face "you're...
brucefuckingwayne:
cute is for chipmuknks
I thought you were smouldering. In a strictly platonic way.
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OKAY HALF OF YOU WHO LIKED THAT POST HAVE ALREADY...
(via brucefuckingwayne)
MAYBE THEY DIDN’T GET ENOUGH OF YOU THE FIRST TIME. MAYBE IT WAS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE. MAYBE THEY JUST FOLLOW YOU IN THE OFF-CHANCE YOU SHOW THEM YOUR FACE. MAYBE THEY LIKE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRRRRRTY.
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WOOOO TWO HOURS OF SLEEP IN 26 HOURS.
dammit I still want Mike’s. wth. and food. but I keep watching comedy central presents.
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my typing is getting progressively worse
brucefuckingwayne:
i just had some scotch and as per dicks’ suggestion i’m drinking hpnotiq and coke. it is deliciousssss
dammit now I really want some mike’s hard lemonade.
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Ten Things Your Zodiac Sign Hates →
lucillefuckingbluth:
tonyfuckingstark:
lisztomania:
-futurist | commanderspock | evilcomma | meezardra | cyborglovesong | uprightcitizens | fergaliciousdef
Aries People that shuffle when they walk Unreturned phone calls Cell phones that don’t work Animals in cages People who twitter on online chats People who don’t get right to the point People who are lousy dancers Late trains, planes or...
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Ten Things Your Zodiac Sign Hates →
lisztomania:
-futurist | commanderspock | evilcomma | meezardra | cyborglovesong | uprightcitizens | fergaliciousdef
Aries People that shuffle when they walk Unreturned phone calls Cell phones that don’t work Animals in cages People who twitter on online chats People who don’t get right to the point People who are lousy dancers Late trains, planes or airplanes People who dress too casually...
Someone please teach me how to recognise when a...
The number of times that not understanding when this has taken place and has gotten me in trouble is really starting to add up.
May 2010
154 posts
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All these people watching movies makes me want to watch a movie. Though it takes very, very, absurdly little to make me want to watch a movie.
Suggestions?
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Excuse me, I'm going to use this as a journal for...
I intensely dislike zoloft. I feel like I have a sponge in my brain-stem. I can actually FEEL whatever this medicine is doing. (I know it does something with seratonin but I don’t rememeber specifically what.) The only reason I am now on this is because my fluoxetine stopped working. So with it, I am totally neutral, bordering on apathetic and depressed, with an inability to think. Without...
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This is My Religion: AN INTRODUCTION TO THE... →
ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS NOT A MERYL STREEP FAN
ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING WITH MY CINEMATIC LIFE. (OKAY I SPENT A LOT OF TIME FANGIRLING JULIE ANDREWS, LET’S BE HONEST, THAT’S QUALITY.)
THEN ONE DAY I WAS EXPOSED TO A FILM I LIKE TO CALL “MIRANDA PRIESTLY IS HBIC OF…
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DAMMIT I MISSED A WATCHING OF KKBB, REALLY?!
I knew taking a nap was a terrible, terrible, horrible bad idea.
Nap-time is the best time.
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I think tomorrow I am going to try and get my bike from campus and build a frame for it so it can be stationary but with a desk, so I can bike while I am on the internet. This seems like the only true way to make sure I don’t lose interest in exercising. Also to improve my mechanical and carpentry skills. However, it IS a four am thought..
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I think I have my first internet stalker!
…………..yay?
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This is a cheese appreciation post.
(via for-gallifrey)
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Post ridiculous picture you think will amuse no...
Watch it light up your dash for hours. Reverse false humour?
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SCARLETT FUCKING O'HARA: ostentates:...I can’t... →
sherlockfuckingholmes:
ostentates:
…
I can’t speak for anyone else on this, but when I use that tag - I really do feel like said whatever-graphic-thingy-thing is probably a little half-assed. This doesn’t stop me from posting it, of course, as the boredom/raging narcissism that fuels my brain has to be placated….
Exactly, and I always forget that just because it takes me about five minutes...
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I always feel the same right after an exam as I do...
Did I pass? I know I was beast, and awesome, and stuff, but was what I thought was right actually the right thing? Do I even care about this? Isn’t there another test that will even this out?
It’s amazing how relative all these questions can be. XDD
I've invested more time into Tumblr than I should.
mirandafuckingpriestly:
It’s ridic. I’m not getting paid to be here. Has it lost its magic?
I HOPE IT HASN’T. DO YOU WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING?
deenuhh asked: Not a question. but you're a cutie :D
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Bored, so I copy Mina! Wooooo
LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE. Name: Jansen. Birth Date: 13.8.90 Current Location: Upstairs. Hair Color: Auburny? Righty/Lefty: Both.
LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE. Your fear: Asphyxiation. Your dream of the perfect date: I just like hanging out, tbh.
LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW. Your thoughts first waking up: Usually reflect whatever I was thinking about before I fell asleep. Your best...
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I JUST WATCHED THAT ASSBUTT CLIP.
mirandafuckingpriestly:
90% OF MY DASH MAKES 15% MORE SENSE NOW.
THIS IS ACCURATE MATH.
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Oh and Tony Stark's mother's name is Maria.
vitamia:
-oxfordcomma | mirandafuckingpriestly | lunafuckinglovegood | mirandafuckingpriestly:
Then I blasphemously thought to myself “HE’S THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS!”
WHAT IF HIS MOTHER IS MARIA FROM THE SOUND OF MUSIC
I suddenly envisioned: Iron Man the Musical.
Dear Tumblr,
Thank you.
I don't know why it never occured to me before...
mirandafuckingpriestly:
aurevoirshoshanna:
joanfuckingholloway:
I’ve grown up knowing at at least 50 guys named Tony and of course it’s short for Anthony (or Antonio). I know this. I don’t know why I didn’t think it applied to Tony Stark.
ditto
Really? It was the first thing that popped in my head… LOL. Somewhere deep inside I was thinking “TONY IS A TYPICAL ITALIAN NAME. MAYBE HE’S...
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My computer can't tell time.
It’s been saying ‘five minutes remaining’ on this download for twenty minutes now.
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Why do those tater tots have a bajillion reblogs?
mirandafuckingpriestly:
They don’t look appealing to me. At all. It looks like potato and grease.
I thought that was all tater tots were anyway.
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This person just said they watched Iron Man for...
Then again I guess I am a douche sometimes, but not usually on purpose or anything.
I like that I get /more/ followers when I don't...
I don’t understand if I should honestly post more or less to please people.
Not that I really care, but still.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, and transsexuals"
mirandafuckingpriestly:
Only Craig Ferguson could open a show like this.
I love it when my group is recognised as well.