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Same goes for us happy few philosophy majors.

There needs to be one for science majors except the largest chunk would be, “Ah, so you’re heading to med school!”

HOLY SHIT, THIS. The next person who assumes I want to be a doctor is going to die a slow and painful death.

Usually it’s “So, you’re going to teach, then?”

NO.  NO, MOTHERFUCKER.  I’M GOING TO WASTE $40,000 ON AN EDUCATION SO I CAN WORK A DEAD-END JOB.  THAT’S WHAT I WANTED TO DO WITH MY LIFE.  I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PURSUE POETRY AS A VIABLE CAREER, ‘CAUSE WE KNOW SO MANY POETS THAT HAVE MADE IT IN THE WORLD.

….Seriously though.  No, I don’t want to teach.

This applies to being a History major as well. “Are you going to be a teacher” and “Are you going to be a librarian?” Were my top questions. WHAT IF I JUST GENUINELY LIKE THE SUBJECT? THE WORLD NEEDS INTELLECTUALS, OKAY? WE CAN’T ALL FIT THE MOULD. JUST LIKE THE WORLD NEEDS PLUMBERS, THE WORLD NEEDS AUTHORS, AND THINKERS.

What if I wanted to be a lawyer? I almost too the LSAT. I still think I should. I could use my powers of arguing…

Is saying I think that you would make an excellent lawyer an insult or a compliment?

A compliment!

In that case I think you would make an EXCELLENT lawyer!