IT'S ALL JUST MADE IN A CAVE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS NOT A MERYL STREEP FAN

ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING WITH MY CINEMATIC LIFE. (OKAY I SPENT A LOT OF TIME FANGIRLING JULIE ANDREWS, LET’S BE HONEST, THAT’S QUALITY.)

THEN ONE DAY I WAS EXPOSED TO A FILM I LIKE TO CALL “MIRANDA PRIESTLY IS HBIC OF…